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"I'm Ric and I'm one of the 3 witnesses at the recent tram axolotl sighting. Alongside my two friends who were also followed, we confronted this man before he seemingly vanished into the night. I was terrified by my experience and to this day I have been walking to work instead of taking the tram. If there's one thing I would advise to those yet to see an axolotl, use technology to your advantage, they seemingly cannot function tram doors."

OUR REPORT...

"I NEARLY LOST MY LIFE FOR NOT BELIEVING!"

Three local witnesses, one of those being Ric himself have come forward to share their recent axolotl sighting on the green branch tram service. Reportedly only two nights ago these three witnesses were followed by an axolotl man on their journey home. The three brave witnesses confronted the predator with one knocking him over using her child's pram!

The three say they were stalked by this unusual creature on their journey home "I honestly couldn't believe what I was seeing. I had to throw my t-shirt away. I'm not a non believer anymore!". After further conversation with Ric, he states that this could have cost him his life if it wasn't for his smart choices that night. He urges others to be careful when travelling alone. 

Many locals have spoken out on the event which has sparked a lot of disagreement in the community. 

"I ride this service everyday and the scariest experience I've had is getting off at the wrong stop." says one. However there are a select few who share the same fears as these witnesses. 

One, who wishes to remain anonymous shares how they spotted a pinkish figure walking in the other carriage of their tram service.

"I honestly can't see very well but I have no other explanation for it."

There is undeniably some strong evidence coming to light surrounding this particular tram service. However the local tram operator in seedy estates remains persistent that all their trams are monitored and driven by real operators.

The witnesses don't have physical evidence of what they saw that day however tram operators have confirmed that their tram was operating on this route with no driver!

More to come in an interview with Ezra hive.

AN INTERVIEW WITH EZRA HIVE

It's here! The interview you've been waiting for. We finally interviewed Ezra himself on the sighting that has shocked the world.

J.B.: "So Ezra, what do you think of this new evidence? What makes it different from the rest?"

E.H.: "This is our strongest evidence yet. Not one of these witnesses would know how to drive a tram. This is exactly what we needed to strengthen our argument and end the controversy."

J.B.: "Do you really think this controversy will end?"

E.H.: "Honestly if it did it would have happened by now. Without this controversy I woul- we wouldn't have so much communication in our communities."

J.B.: "Don't you think this communication is becoming unhealthy for our communities? Just a couple weeks ago we interviewed an officer who uncovered a hoax-"

"E.H.: They could have been found doing something a lot worse. People will always look for ways to profit off public controversy. this particular problem isn't related to conspiracies."

J.B.: "What do you think of people saying this is another hoax?"

E.H.: "No not at all. If you meet these three you would understand why."

J.B.: "What do you mean?"

E.H.: "The two young ones r- err..."

J.B.: "Ric and Arby?"

E.H.: "Yes those two believe everything they see... err I mean they always look at the evidence before making their mind up. That's why we can trust the evidence. They were all just trying to get home."

Unfortunately this interview was cut off earlier that expected as Ezra received a call from his agent.

© Josie Hopkinson 2023

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